Fuck your “french connection”

I fucking hate this brand.

You know who wears FCUK t-shirts? Late 30s, early 40s post-spawning house-wives who used to be socially relevant back in their late teens and early twenties. By wearing FCUK t-shirts, they feel all edgy and risque without actually risking any sort of public censure, since it’s ‘Really just an acronym for “French Connection UK”, don’t you know ANYTHING’, and so they can wear these crappy mass-produced branded t-shirts over their fake tanned desperately post-partum gym-toned bodies while bemoaning the smell of the homeless and drinking their second-from-the-top-of-the-list (the top of the list is cheapest, no-one wants that!) kardon-ey in their trendy local cafes before going home to their darling little urban pad and quietly drinking themselves into semi-insensibility as they mourn the death of the lives they once had.

Fuck FCUK.